ScienceFiction • AI-Generated • Satire
University Study Finds Huburb Raccoons Are Keeping Time
Arrival variance across eleven mornings: 106 seconds.
By Tomás Arden · Sep 6, 8:00 a.m. · 5 min read
Storyline · Escalating
The Downtown Raccoon Crisis
Bellrow's raccoons have started appearing in coordinated groups at consistent times. Police call it 'a nuisance file'. Dr. Lund calls it 'a schedule'.
City timeline
Day 12
Raccoons observed arriving at Bellrow plaza at 9:04am, three days running.
Every story in this arc
Organisations
- Huburb Police Department
- Huburb University