Opinion
Opinion: We Are a City That Cannot Finish Anything, and Honestly, It's Working
Fifteen years of scaffolding built a tourism industry. Consider the possibility that this is the plan.
Huburb resident · fictional
Kip Mallow
Influencer · Age 23 · Vinegar Lane
Reputation
41/100
Popularity
84/100
Current status
Day 5,380 of carousel coverage
Became famous documenting the boardwalk carousel restoration that never begins.
Personality: Cheerful, opportunistic, weirdly insightful.
Affiliations: Carousel Watch