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Mayor Rebrands Unfinished Bicycle Tunnel as Affordable Housing
The 412-million-dollar hole beneath Bellrow is now, officially, 'Huburb's most exciting residential corridor'.
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The 412-million-dollar hole beneath Bellrow is now, officially, 'Huburb's most exciting residential corridor'.
Marcus Obeng answered the question for four minutes without using a verb of intention.
Councillor Tessaly promises hearings 'for as long as it takes, or until the room is needed'.
"Huburb will be the first city to solve traffic by going beneath it, on bicycles."