Breaking
Mayor Rebrands Unfinished Bicycle Tunnel as Affordable Housing
The 412-million-dollar hole beneath Bellrow is now, officially, 'Huburb's most exciting residential corridor'.
Huburb resident · fictional
Mayor Dolores Vantry
Mayor of Huburb · Age 58 · Harrowgate Hill
Reputation
44/100
Popularity
31/100
Current status
Under council investigation over the Bicycle Highway
Three-term mayor known for enormous infrastructure announcements and an unshakeable belief that any problem can be rebranded.
Personality: Charming, relentless, allergic to the word 'delay'.
Affiliations: City Hall, Huburb Transit Authority
Story appearances
Politics
Deputy Mayor Is 'Not Not Considering' a Mayoral Run
Marcus Obeng answered the question for four minutes without using a verb of intention.
Opinion
Opinion: We Are a City That Cannot Finish Anything, and Honestly, It's Working
Fifteen years of scaffolding built a tourism industry. Consider the possibility that this is the plan.
Politics
Council Opens Investigation Into Bicycle Highway Overruns
Councillor Tessaly promises hearings 'for as long as it takes, or until the room is needed'.
Politics
Bicycle Highway Budget Doubles Overnight to 412 Million
City Hall says the increase reflects 'the discovery of additional city underneath the city'.
Politics
Mayor Announces Underground Bicycle Highway
"Huburb will be the first city to solve traffic by going beneath it, on bicycles."